2. You have a package of accents. People can never say where you are coming from because your accent does not sound really French but it does not sound strange either. You constantly have confused looks.
4. You change your language involuntarily in the middle of a conversation. You will not even notice that you have changed your language in the middle of the conversation until the person you are talking to begins to look at you confused.
6. Your sense of humor can confuse people because everything you say is literally lost in translation.
7. You use your language as a defense mechanism to get out of embarrassing situations. You end up saying “it would have been funnier in …. Or “if we had this argument in …. I would have totally proved my point of view. “
10. If you watch something on TV and the character speaks your language, people look at you and smile, and you must smile cheerfully in return.
11. When you hear a word that looks like your language, you assume it has the same meaning. But you always check on Google.
12. You have the impression of having two personalities; one for each language.
13. You automatically become the political expert in everything related to your language. You feel the need to take advantage of your general knowledge about your area because you know that people will come to ask you all kinds of questions about anything and everything.
14. Expressing yourself becomes a dilemma when you try to use certain expressions of your language but can not really translate them, so you try to find a middle ground and finally it makes no sense, or you invent new expressions.
16. You feel the need to become automatically more friendly with people who speak your language.
17. You have more than one keyboard on your phone and you have to constantly change them.
18. You can not listen to a song without having to translate its meaning to your friends and realize mid-way that it’s not as moving as you think when you translate the text.
19. When you return to your country, people make fun of your “weak” or “old” language. It’s a loser-loser situation.
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